~ Erma Bombeck.Ī grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up. Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It’s like stealing a two-year-old. I never go to a college reunion that I don’t come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged. ~ Erma Bombeck.ĭon’t worry about who doesn’t like you, who has more, or who’s doing what. ~ Erma Bombeck.īefore you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you. Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable. Erma Bombeck was a prominent American humorist.
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